“They glared when I showed up at the party, but then I made my way to the bar…”

Have you ever felt like something was "missing" from your social life?

Then you’ll like this full, uncensored story of how you can easily win friends, add excitement to your social life, be a incredible host, while saving yourself a TON of money!

Jordan Hansen, MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit

Hi, I'm Jordan Hansen...

As a humiliated, flat broke ex-bartender, I know what it’s like to be the “underdog” … especially when you have friends that are making millions of dollars and you are just ‘getting by’. Keep reading to see how I went from just another average “Joe” to a party hero and you can too…

"YOU BROUGHT MULES– YOU’RE THE MAN!!!"

Yells my buddy Jay from across the party as I stroll through the door with my white trash-bag full of fruit, mugs, ice, booze, and bar set.

As I make my way through the crowded party at Jay’s mansion with my Wal-Mart bag, I can feel the glares from the crowd around me … talk about uncomfortable!

Jay’s house is a mansion in San Diego ...

… but this isn’t just any mansion … we are talking huge pool, diving board, 30-person Jacuzzi, outdoor bar with full stainless appliances, and elevated deck with a stunning ocean view… and this is just the back patio!!!

Jay and I, pre Mule

JAY CREATED AN $8,000,000 BUSINESS FROM SCRATCH AT 31

…and now throws killer parties with ultra high-end booze … packed with the most beautiful women … like models, personal trainers, and even actresses.

Any single man would want the attention of these gorgeous women…

But how on earth are you supposed to stand apart from all the other dudes there ripped abs, fame, and fortune? It certainly wasn’t the trash bag I was carrying around at the party…

…Until I make my way to the bar … that’s when I toss my trash bag onto the counter and yell:

WHO WANTS A MOSCOW MULE?

Moscow Mule

Suddenly the snickers, snares, and silence turn into a crowd of people who want to be your best friend. As the group gathers around to see what’s in my trash bag, I strike up a conversation with a couple of good-looking ladies and ask what may be the easiest way to meet stunning women … ever …

5 minutes later, mules in hand, I am having a GREAT time at a killer party with two beautiful women and my buddy Jay.

LIFE IS GOOD!!!

That’s how I got to be known for making mules … and how I was attracting almost any woman at any party without being sleazy … or for that matter having to really say anything.

THE LADIES ALMOST MAGICALLY COME TO YOU!

MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit

Bring any party to life with your MuleMaker ...

But why is this important to you?

Listen, like you, I love mules. I like to hang out with friends, family, and put down a few cocktails. And we all know how expensive mules are at the bar… I also realize what a pain in the butt it can be to serve-up a mule when you are outside the kitchen or bar.

You have to hunt down the ingredients …

…then you have to find something to put the ingredients in … you risk losing your valuable copper mugs, you have to find a cooler that’s not too big … not too small… or look like a homeless man carrying around a trash bag (like I used to do) …

And almost always, inevitably, you forget something.

IF making Mules was only easier …

AFTER LEAVING JAY’S HOUSE, I GOT TO THINKING

Everyone loves mules.

They are a hit everywhere I make them, even if it is just in my kitchen… Let alone when I bring them to the beach, friends’ houses, get-togethers, or any party…

I REALLY NEED A ‘MULEMAKER’ OF SOME KIND

… a bar tending kit made specifically for mules that I can take to parties and entertain guests with...

When I got home, I searched Google, Amazon, and all over online.

To my surprise… NOTHING! Just gift sets, copper mugs, and drink ideas. No “craft cocktail kit” to be found anywhere!

I was so disappointed that I decided to spend my entire life savings making one for you:

INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW WAY TO MAKE PERFECT MULES ANYWHERE…


MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit

The MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit is designed so you can serve-up your favorite Mule anywhere you can image quickly and easily.

You’ll never have to stay home, go to a bar, or carry around an embarrassing trash bag to make your favorite Mules! Now you can take Moscow Mules to parties, to the beach, to your friends’ houses, and impress your guests like never before.

Here’s how the MuleMaker is life-changing:

  • Make every party unique. A good party makes you feel like you are a part of something that is never going to happen again … now you can repeat the magic!
  • Easily impress anyone you want. Having friends over? Going to a party? Leave a lasting impression…
  • In less than three minutes, you’re ready to roll. Grab your MuleMaker and you are ready for whatever comes your way.
  • A new way to entertain your friends, family, and guests-- they’ll be amazed!
  • Astonishing savings. You’ll be shocked at all the extra dough you have in your wallet when you make your own killer cocktails.

So …

GET RID OF PARTY PLANNING WOES ONCE AND FOR ALL

Let’s face it, preparing for your next party can be stressful. You have to plan it all out … figure out a way to keep your guests entertained, how to make your event exciting, and hope you don’t disappoint…

Or … If you’re heading to a party, you can’t show up empty-handed… so you’re left thinking about what to bring that will make the party more fun …

…even worse, you DO show up empty handed and look like a mooch that shouldn’t have been invited in the first place…

BUT YOU CAN CHANGE ALL THIS…

IF you have everything you need included in one simple, convenient, kit to make amazing drinks any where you want … your social life will soar!

It’s no exaggeration, your life will become much easier if you have the perfect craft cocktail kit that you can take to any party -- you’ll never have to think about what to bring to any party again…

JUST LOOK AT WHAT THESE MULE DRINKERS LIKE YOU HAVE TO SAY

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With the MuleMaker a more exciting social life is possible. This craft cocktail kit is easy to use. Everything you’ll ever need to make mules (or almost any craft cocktail) packed right under one roof.

HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GETTING WITH YOUR
MULEMAKER CRAFT COCKTAIL KIT :

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“Who ever heard of taking your favorite mule to-go?”

  • MuleMaker Chill Chamber

Serve ice cold mules 7, 8, or even 10+ hours after you leave home. Your 17 Liter "Mule Chill Chamber" has just the right amount of space ... keeping your ice frozen for hours, housing your mule mix set, copper mugs, alcohol, ginger beer, bitters, limes, cutting board and knife with ease. Featuring a vintage black powder coat finish, official MuleMaker badge, and built-in bottle opener for your convenience. (Sells for: $99.95)

MuleMaker Chill Chamber

MuleMaker Bar Set

Fresh new concoctions know NO boundaries

  • 5 - Piece Mule Mix Set

Dream-up mules, make your all-time favorite, or spice things up with a new recipe... Add fruits, herbs, or vegetables, muddle, shake, and serve over ice. Your taste buds will thank you later. Imagine the limitless options you have to make your next mule, or party unique... Your Mule Mix Set is made with high-grade stainless steel to avoid rusting and making cleaning easy. Includes 20oz shaker, jigger, mixing spoon, strainer, and muddler so no matter the recipe...it's a breeze to make. (Sells for: $69.00)


Slice your fruit anywhere quickly and easily

  • Fruit Cutting Board

Light, easy to maintain, and easier to clean. Slice your favorite fruit on the go! (Sells for: $10.99)

MuleMaker Cutting Board

MuleMaker Ceramic Fruit Knife

Cuts fruit like a white-hot blade through soft butter

  • "The Slicer" Ceramic Knife

Forget about pre-cutting your fruit, looking for a knife, or trying to peel with your bare hands! This matching black ceramic fruit blade slices lemons, limes, and the fruit of your choosing with ease. A personal favorite knife at home. Includes safety sheath for safe handling. (Sells for: $17.49)


Keeps your mules colder, longer, with LESS melting

  • 4 JUMBO Cube Trays

These aren’t your grandma’s ice trays… two inch craft cocktail cubes that won't let your mules get watered down...  Simply pull from your freezer, drop in your chill chamber, and enjoy up to 24 frosty mules for the rest of the night! (Sells for: $48.04)

BUT I’M NOT STOPPING THERE!

You’ll get this extra free gift:

  • “Secret” Mule Recipes

    Use these “secret recipes” to impress your friends, liven-up parties, or just a pleasant change of pace. Pick a new recipe for the night, grab your ingredients, and make memories that last a lifetime …

    (Retail Value: PRICELESS)

By now you’re probably dying to know …

SO WHAT’S ALL THIS GOING TO COST ME?

When you add up the price of everything it takes to make killer mules at your next party, your wallet starts to shrink, shrivel, and hurt …

The total comes to $245.47. Plus tax, add shipping & handling, and this doesn’t even include your copper mugs that sell for $25 - $50 each!!!

By the time you pick up copper mugs, the price has suddenly skyrocketed to $300 - $400+ range for everything you need…

But the MuleMaker won’t cost you $300 or more.

IN FACT, YOU MAY BE SHOCKED TO KNOW IT DOESN’T EVEN COST YOU HUNDREDS…

Because the MuleMaker is a brand-new product we are releasing the first 500 kits at an incredibly-low test price …I am able to make the MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit available to you for a one-time payment of just $177. Or you can make two convenient payments of just $99.

That’s $68.47 you're saving (a 28% discount) with your one-time payment rollback!

Plus I’m shipping it to you FREE anywhere in the U.S. Yes, I’m paying the $29 shipping cost, so you can see for yourself how awesome the MuleMaker really is.

And when you look at all the money you’ll save by serving-up your own mules, your savings add up fast! I’m willing to bet your MuleMaker pays for itself in the very first month…

But most importantly, the MuleMaker gives you what you really want … the opportunity to have more fun with your friends!

HERE’S WHAT TO DO NOW

CLICK HERE, ORDER SECURELY ONLINE, AND SEE FOR YOURSELF HOW MUCH MORE EXCITING YOUR SOCIAL LIFE BECOMES IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS…

Order today and I will have your MuleMaker on your doorstep by next weekend, at the latest … just think, next Friday rolls around and you hear a knock at your door. It’s the FedEx man. In his arm is the box that will change many weekends for the rest of your life… staring with tonight!

The excitement pumps through your blood as you tear open the box and sit your MuleMaker on the kitchen counter. Fill your jumbo cube trays up - pop them in the freezer and just three hours later you're ready to make the most CONVENIENT KILLER MULES... with your friends … anywhere you can imagine...

However, I have to give you a fair warning …the MuleMaker will go fast at this price.

…as I mentioned, there are only 500 MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kits available at this ridiculously low test price to those who are DOERS, and take action right now! Once they’re gone, they’re gone…

And because I want to COMPLETELY OVER DELIVER, I’m throwing in:

4 FREE PURE COPPER MULE MUGS WORTH $119.80
IF YOU TAKE ACTION RIGHT NOW!

That’s right! I’ll give you these four pure copper, MuleMaker embossed, mugs worth $119.80 when you take action today and pick up your MuleMaker while reading this.

These aren't some cheap-o mugs you can buy from overstock dot com… 

We’re talking PURE COPPER here my friend, lacquer-finished, and riveted handles that stand up to the test of time. Plus the MuleMaker logo is embossed. You can see your reflection almost perfectly in the polished copper. And because every man likes a man’s mug, they’re 18 ounces … you can kiss those tiny little 14-ounce cheap-o mugs goodbye! (I’ve bought copper mugs just like these for $53!)

When you do the math … you’re saving $68.47 off what you would pay for something not near as cool if you tried to put it all together yourself… plus I am paying the shipping ($19) for you… then I’m throwing in FOUR PURE COPPER MULEMAKER EMBOSSED MUGS worth $119.80, which means:

YOU COME OUT AHEAD $207.27 WHEN YOU ORDER TODAY

This is a limited time offer that will be taken down at any minute—so take action now!

AND IF YOU’RE CONCERNED
ABOUT MAKING YOUR NEXT PARTY UNFORGETTABLE
FREE YOUR MIND FROM WORRY – I’M TAKING ALL THE RISK!

I wouldn’t blame you if all this sounds almost too good to be true. So that’s why I’m going to put my money where my mouth is…

I WANT YOU TO TRY THE MULEMAKER 100% RISK FREE.

Bring it to your next party. “WOW!” your friends. Claw-back hundreds from the bar that you blow money at... And see for yourself how much more fun drinking mules is with your MuleMaker.

But that’s not all…

If you can’t honestly tell me that your friends were amazed by the MuleMaker… if you can’t tell me that this isn’t the coolest thing you’ve brought to any party … and if you don’t think it was worth every dime, then I haven’t done my job.

And if that’s the case, I don’t ask, I demand that you call this number (330-828-MULE) for a full and prompt refund anytime in the first 30 days – with NO hassles and NO runaround. I don’t want a single penny of your money that you don’t want to give me.

I’m able to make this insane guarantee because I’m 120% confident you’re absolutely going to love your MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit… just like all the other MuleMakers, some you’ve already heard from on this page.

WILL YOU BE THE NEXT PARTY HERO …
OR JUST ANOTHER “AVERAGE JOE”?

It’s decision time…

You can always do nothing and live in boredom... wishing you had a more lively social life, always feeling like something is missing, and sit on the sidelines listening to stories others share of the best times of their lives...

OR

You can take action today, right now, by picking up your MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit. And start conveniently making Mules anywhere you can imagine … parties, your back yard, the beach, ANYWHERE …QUICKLY AND EASILY! And you’ll soon see that the MuleMaker pays for itself many times over …

The choice is yours.

Imagine strolling into your friends house, MuleMaker in hand … think of the look on their faces as you casually sit your Craft Cocktail Kit on the table and charmingly pull your beautiful pure copper mugs from the chill chamber. As you pop the jumbo cubes into the glimmering copper mugs you hear, “WOW! That's awesome!” … You hold back a smile as you slice your lime, shake up a couple of Moscow mules and watch the sunset thinking to yourself … “Life is good!”

You deserve a better social life … Start today, while it’s hot on your mind and order your MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit. I guarantee you’ll be glad you did.

Order today, right now, while you're thinking about it... and be prepared to make next weekend UNFORGETTABLE with your MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit. To recap, here's what you're getting today:

  • 17 Liter Mule Chill Chamber -- serve-up ice cold mules anywhere you go for 10+ hours
  • Fruit Cutting Board, so you can cut your fruit on the go...
  • 5 - Piece Mule Mix Set... mix your favorite mule, or create brand new concoctions with ease
  • "The Slicer" Ceramic Knife: cuts fruit like a white-hot blade through soft butter
  • 4 JUMBO Cube Trays -- keeps your mules colder, longer, with LESS melting
  • 4 PURE COPPER 18 ounce MuleMaker mugs (Sells for $119.80 alone)
  • “Secret” Mule Recipes: Use to impress your guests or try something new

When you add-up the total value of what you're getting, it comes to $365.27. And the MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit is easily worth that. But when you order today, I want you to have all this for a mere $177... that's a WHOPPING 52% discount when you do the math.

"YES, Ship Me The MuleMaker Today!"Checkout Securely Online Now
$365.27 ONLY $177
PLUS FREE SHIPPING

Cheers!

Jordan Hansen, Chief MuleMaker

MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit

P.S: One more thing, it’s important: I reserve the right to raise the price of the MuleMaker based on demand. Plus, the 4 FREE pure copper mugs worth $119.80 may be taken off this and sold individually. So get your MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit while this offer is still up!

P.P.S: Think back to the best party you’ve ever been to… Remember the thrill of it? Unique. Legendary. And EXCITING! And that’s how you must feel about the MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit. You must be excited about how easily you can bring any party to life… how much more unique you can make any party … and how much more fun you’ll have with your friends … the best part is, you risk nothing for trying out the MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit. You can test-drive the entire kit 100% risk free. If you don't love it, you get your money back! I believe in over-delivering. And I want to prove it to you. Let me ship you the MuleMaker Craft Cocktail Kit on my dime.

Try it!

If you don’t think this is the best thing since sliced bread, just send me a quick email or call the number on your receipt and I will courteously offer a full refund. No problem and no questions asked. I look forward to hearing about the many incredible parties you liven up with your MuleMaker…

CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS NOW – DON’T WAIT!

You owe this to yourself!

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